Miscellaneous: Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him...

By b3ardown23 - 07/09/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By Nice Guy - 29/10/2012 07:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 21:23 - United States - Annandale

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:41

Must've made a mini-fridge joke too, eh?

kickazz16 15

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:43

Run* major typoooo

Comments

azcardinals1307 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:43

well, he sure as hell doesn't deserve special treatment. treat him as you would a normal person.

je_suis_fml 11

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:56

Wait, isn't he "normal"?

vadim14 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:43

damn somebody beat me to it. he probably just had a short fuse

krushr 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:43

The great thing about midgets is that they can be drop-kicked.

CareFace 16

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:44

"Don't get short with me!"

bubblekitty 1

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:45

Maybe he tried to punch somewhere else but his size didn't allow him to reach higher

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 17:16

Midget's thoughts: If I can't punch him in that head, I'll just punch him in the other.

ciarafox9 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:45

Sorry he was a little short with you, but u have to be the bigger person here!

ShyAnn29 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:46

Midget is an insult to them!

vadim14 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:47

it's ok they don't count as real people

ShyAnn29 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:49

And why would you say that!? Of course they count as real people!!

lizzieislovely 11

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:55

I keep seeing this Midget argument. That Midget is an insulting term and that we should call them "little people." I'm sorry, but personally i find "little people" FAR more insulting not to mention patronising.