Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

by quietdown / 05/30/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • Shoulda played dead for a while

    #3 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:03pm by Phalankx

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  • I'm going to assume that by "making a lot of noise," you meant banging on stuff and maybe throwing something, because if you were vocalizing, you weren't really choking.

    But still, I know how scary that feeling is, and it sucks your mom was a bitch about it.

    #5 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:03pm by plaidrabbit

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