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Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML


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On 11/18/2012 at 6:00am - health - by depressedpreggo (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Throw it at them... You have the excuse of being hormonal

#1 - On 11/18/2012 at 1:11pm by KTBulldog

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Don't think too much of it, OP. At least you're not one of those people who gets pregnant but never knows it until the baby comes out (believe me, there's a show on that).

#2 - On 11/18/2012 at 1:12pm by HouseElf

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