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Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gun point, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16127) - you deserved it (11207)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:35am - health - by logkitty - United States (California)

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sounds like you live in the ideal neighbourhood!!!

#1 - On 04/10/2012 at 5:44am by poindextrr

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Now if that was really a gun, is your defense still puking?

#20 - On 04/10/2012 at 6:17am by Techtacular

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