Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

by AnastasiyaNicholas / 02/18/2012 at 9:20am / United States (Ohio) / Health

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  • Don't even try to explain... No use.

    #1 - On 02/18/2012 at 1:48pm by tellithowitis

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  • Tell her school was canceled for national alcohol abuse awareness day and that they were coming to get her. May provide some entertainment.

    #12 - On 02/18/2012 at 2:20pm by McMan

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