Dazed and confused

By AnastasiyaNicholas - 17/05/2026 18:00 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
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McMan 23

Tell her school was canceled for national alcohol abuse awareness day and that they were coming to get her. May provide some entertainment.

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sloopyreddress 0

Your "drunken mother" had bronchitis, a sinus infection, & a fever of 101. Your "drunken mother" had not passed out, she had taken Nyquil and her antibiotics.

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Gbtel 0

Anyone else realize this was a Saturday?

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kainpwnsu 19

I suggest trading her in for a new model. Perhaps look into a lease option, until you're out on your own.

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clm123455 14

I am sorry your mom is like that. Unfortunately my mom was like that. Soon enough she might realize that isn't the way to live, much like my mom did. I hope the best!

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om102907 4

Somebody needs to call child protective services for your sake.

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whyyyy_meeee 9

sorry, you have to take care of her. It's a full time job and you won't get to be a kid.

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elliottthefmlgod 0

If your younger than 14 then your mother shouldn't be drunk around you if your older than that I'm sorry

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