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Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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Top comments
DontClickOnMe 28
Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!
Blazingcrono 6
I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!
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Comments (87)
SarahLillian 1
You should jog more often.
ryry013 6
Good idea if he jogs more he will... get mugged less. Riiiiiiight.
yahoowizard 16
Don't even get how he got mugged while jogging... Did he stop then hand over his cash, then continue jogging?
riceicle1 6
Naa he just jogged on the spot whilst he was being mugged.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
Out of shape = perfect target to get mugged... You got yourself a new reason to exercise now
nic7973 23
why did he have any cash with him anyway?? mid-jog stop-over for burgers???
DontClickOnMe 28
Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!
Blazingcrono 6
I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!
Zaros_fml 24
8- ....Nice.
Gogetajh 3
you really are that smokin hot
JukeboxValkyrie 19
They were trying to make you run faster. No main no gain!
wild_n_out 8
*pain, silly
asoptavlo14 6
No, no main no gain is the gay black version of how to say it.
Goatinsfriend 8
Maybe they were just trying to help, you never know.
FemaIeDog 0
Of course, help. Muggers, there to help in every community.
downtime 13
5, Yep, and Hitler was just a misunderstood philanthropist.
Enslaved 38
My lord, that sucks! If I was mugged while jogging, they'd only get my iPod, not cash.
Petronix 5
Ipod=cash.
girl112891 7
All they can get out of me is my phone and house key. But that's IF they find it. I hide things in my clothes. It's a funny habit.
Enslaved 38
Good point. (: but it's just a nano 2nd generation. Not worth too much now a days. :P
benmec 18
So what the hell were you carrying?
awwwyeah_png 4
It's still worth more than what usual people carry around in cash...
CryMoreFMLs 15
I only carry my phone. It has so many scratches it's not even worth $5.
tmd4L 7
At least you were doing something productive. Keep your head up op.
matanblum 3
You need to be robbed of all the fat op That would be a helpful mugging
fml_ydi79 15
You're an ass.
marmlr339 14
How do you OP is fat? It says she felt out of shape. Maybe OP had eaten badly recently, or just felt lazy
A100893 30
That's horrible luck. Sorry OP. (Should've chased after them at a sprinting pace.)
pdHbq 2
The mugger was exercising his skill to steal things :D
brianfantana32 10
Your pic is amazing
ninjuh_wingman 29
Chase the mugger. It would help you exercise and as a bonus prize, you can get your stuff back if you catch him.
girl112891 7
Unless he's got a weapon.