Jog on

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 735
You deserved it 2 978
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

DontClickOnMe 28

Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!

64 0
Blazingcrono 6

I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!

37 1

Comments

badass243 6

So much fail. FYL and hope that d bag goes to jail!

1 1
lizardninja 0

That's unlucky, your less likely to be mugged if you only play call of duty!

5 0
cmac86 23

There's been so much crime in Arkansas this year! I'm hoping it levels out soon. Glad you're ok!

0 0
SignUpisntcool 3

I'm from Arkansas too

0 1
Caliborn_06 11

Invest in a treadmill

11 0
benmec 18

You should have been carrying pepper spray or better yet, some acid. Reenact the scene from vancouver wa where that one bitch faked an attack...

0 0
enopola 5

Yeah carry some acid! Or maybe a blow torch, a saw. Any other number of impractical weapons.

0 0
DocBastard 38

No no no, he wasn't a mugger, he's your new fitness trainer! He chases you, you run, you get scared shitless, and your heart rate goes way up. It's the perfect training routine! That cash he took is just his fee. When you're back in shape, you'll thank him.

26 3
2O12 6

I cracked up when you referred to the stolen cash as his "fee". :)

1 6
sweetdreams20 0

Jog and shank.... The exercise of the ghetto

6 0
DuckMyLife99 0

Hehe kinda funny rofls

0 3
bfsd42 20

Do you usually rofl when something is kinda funny? I don't wanna know what happens if something is very funny.

2 0