Anonymous
United States
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
SoSoRachel
Dunlap, United States
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
DogStew
Behave yourselves
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Side effects
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
Achoo
Bless you
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Top comments
PuffDaddy395 3
Million dollar idea: hypo-allergenic commercials.
easton222 2
No freakin way
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Comments (31)
easton222 2
No freakin way
mel_aka_mic 5
Hypochondriac?
SilverPseudoKing 6
OP must have one of those 3D tv's where everything looks real.
comedybreak 20
This is more of a. MLIA.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Why is this an FML? Honestly.. "Today, I saw a commercial about sleeping, and I yawned, FML"
randomthing 22
Are you sure that you're not allergic?
PuffDaddy395 3
Million dollar idea: hypo-allergenic commercials.
SoccerGod234 0
This FML is retarded
CryMoreFMLs 15
Speak of the devil!
faaackmylife 5
how the hell is this a FML moment?
DooleyFTW 17
I really fail to see why this is an FML.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Yeah I said no to this one, not really a FML at all.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wow I go away for 5 minutes and someone gets moderated instantly. I didn't know a term of phrase could offend someone so.
Torva_fml 16
It happens.
chaela 3
Those are some intense skills right there.
1PaulyD 9
its a message from up above... just kidding but thats funny
PuffDaddy395 3
Just because you have a funny picture doesn't mean you can leave shitty comments.
brown4lifejot 1
I love how you insulted and complimented him at the exact same time!
the17doctor 12
where the hell is the 'so what?' button?!