Anonymous
United States
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
SoSoRachel
Dunlap, United States
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
DogStew
Behave yourselves
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Side effects
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
Achoo
Bless you
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Top comments
PuffDaddy395 3
Million dollar idea: hypo-allergenic commercials.
easton222 2
No freakin way
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Comments (31)
idragosani 17
Probably just a coincidence
obamathellama 0
*Achoo!* Sorry, I just sneezed from reading this.
loller27 6
wow man your life sucks
EdenLis 14
Not really an FML.
SteveOsWifey 5
okk i don't see how this is an fml! -.-
YoYoYo20_21_22 2
So sneezing ruined your day? **** you this is stupid.
nickalley96 6
Wow this is some intense shit right here.
SteveOsWifey 5
okk i don't get how this is an fml! -.-
Silverangel007 3
Lol, it's a mentality thing. Your brain registered seeing dust so your nose responded by cleaning itself.
DocBastard 40
Maybe you have Autosomal Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst syndrome.