foxyreegan
United States
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WarMachine68
Shawnee, United States
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
SenorPoopypants
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MGDS
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Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
spit saliva spit
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML
Ally
Did I stutter?
Today, I had a job interview. I have a speech impediment and as much as I tried to keep it under control, it came out during the interview. I could tell the interviewers were trying to hold in their laughter. They ended the interview after 5 agonizing minutes, saying they’ll contact me. I left in tears. FML
Tiffer27
United States
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
s13495
Hull, United Kingdom
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
lonelyharts86
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
That escalated quickly
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Top comments
EllyMo 15
Over salivating in stressful situations? You should see a doctor about... Oh.
ninjaniki 0
that's what he said
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Comments (79)
bitchpleasemike 7
you're scared. it happens.
hellobeautiful5 2
This would have never happened to k stew...
rooh123 5
Did the interviewer laugh? It's not a big dealio!
XxHoPPoxX 8
Suck it up.....no literally
TheJester12 15
and then when he says " if you don't stop that i'll give you something real to choke on you realize with horror that have walked into the wrong interview room.
imepelepticsir 5
well first impression from the boss "wonder how else she/he manages to choke on saliva"
neal001 0
You are nervous. just swallow it and you will be fine.
ninjaniki 0
that's what he said
neal001 0
Ok?
FruityLoooons 8
Aw, 7, don't be a poor sport.
budnut 10
It's Kinda What He Said
zeks 1
That's gotta suck:/
TPSerigne 9
Choking sucks?
TheMaster15 10
I dont know. Does it?
alstbv12 13
I think 4 meant to say "that's (choking) gotta be the result of sucking"
EllyMo 15
Over salivating in stressful situations? You should see a doctor about... Oh.
nslurve 4
At first I read it as salvia. I was like wtf?
Jakesterk96 8
I read it as saliva and I was like oh....
theunwiseone 4
Next time spit. We won't judge.
thisisafunnyname 12
Spit happens
DynamicDave 11
Spitters are quitters.
Tsunami87 17
As long as you didn't proceed to spit all over them I think you'll be fine
alexh15 13
And the doctor didn't even help???
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Have you ever choked on your own saliva? You're not dying, you're just coughing it up. The doctor probably just sat there and asked if OP was okay.
apepe78 1
What would the dr do for choking on saliva? The heimlich? Seriously!
boofgall 16
19- your answer was really funny and interesting to me! You're right though, they'd probably just sit and wait until they coughed and hacked up the saliva, maybe laugh a little.
Pudagiah 12
Say it, don't spray it!
CalCommando 6
Slick trick sonny.
ProhibitionRose 14
At least you were in the right place
apepe78 1
Because the person choked on saliva? You know that saliva is not a solid food, right?!!
ProhibitionRose 14
No shit Einstein. Learn to look on the bright side.
fmessiah 19
That's one way to make them remember you, but as long as you recovered with grace and excused yourself you shouldn't have anything to worry about. Good Luck!