Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
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italiangurrl 8
that sucks, but why didn't you remind them? couldn't you feel where they put the Vaseline?
Mons_fml 27
oh shit! xD
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Mons_fml 27
oh shit! xD
Qluz 3
smooth as a babys butt :)
Garytt 0
how do people know baby butts are smooth? baby molesters.... :(
unidentified_sta 5
And because of them we now have that popular phrase. Pedophilia in the past didn't give the short-end of the stick apparently.
EpicPear 0
hehe. unless there is a girl named charlay (like that stupid show Charlie and Lola)the Op is a guy.. :D FYL
brokenbitch13 0
ive changed babys diapers. there ass cheeks are just as soft as there face cheeks...(: oh BTW #1 yur cute :))
BloodyHeel 8
*their
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
you're partner is smart, now they have extra lube
DocBastard 40
Garytt, some of us actually have children.
fakeaccountX 6
This happened to me recently with my arms and legs. Yeowwch. If only I could be a woman for one day....
jrad1982 0
if that happened I'd probably take you out to a steak dinner, and never call you back.
zazooftanzania 4
#37 and #1 would make the most retarded pic with those 2 faces together lol
neonokku 0
wouldnt you rather complain about the pain rather than the result? i think the pain would be worse
jewban 3
your hair is now part of the art :)
batmanjr91 1
yes but the pain doesn't last as long as the hairlessness
micheelee 0
you would have forgot too dumb ass, you would feel if there was Vaseline on your face
kristen1823 0
Thank you! Someone who actually cares about spelling!
Alyssamarie23 3
Awesome picture
Mons_fml 27
@ #37 ♫♫ BEI-BEH BEIBEH BEIBEH OOOOOOOH!! ♫♫
kailsey 5
ut oh..
felipe87 2
I am wondering how op did not notice Vaseline was not put on his face?
kindlystfupls 0
lol pure stupidity I'm assuming!
xxLauraSxx 4
Read the post. They said Vaseline wasn't put on their eyebrows or eyelashes; not that their partner forgot to put it on their face entirely.
azhein 0
Even so I would have made sure they got my eyebrows.
kelly0928 0
I'd be pissed
omgcookeys 15
well, if you're a girl, at least whatever upper lip hair you had is gone. if your a guy, fyl cause you have no upside to this. sorry.
sayyestothedress 24
Lol! At least you can cancel your waxing appointment!
italiangurrl 8
that sucks, but why didn't you remind them? couldn't you feel where they put the Vaseline?
schwancy 2
If you knew that they didn't put the Vaseline on your face why didn't you say anything? Unless you have no feeling in your face.
WillKill4Beer 0
I think your hottest Chick on this thingy! You wouldn't happen to be from the Los Angeles area would you?? :) lol
maybaybe 0
are you wearing clothes in your picture?!
phapho88 0
maybe she is maybe she's not... bottom line is u shouldnt with a body like that
maybaybe 0
thanks :)
xxLauraSxx 4
5- read the f*cling post. They did not say that their partner forgot to put Vaseline on their face. Just on the eyebrows and eyelashes.
xxLauraSxx 4
***f*cking
xxLauraSxx 4
***f*cking
phapho88 0
hahah @ #60 good one... still sexy doh ;)
zazooftanzania 4
YOU should put some clothes on i mean god damn and ur still eating
TryptamineDreame 0
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YDI, you should have made sure they did that, dumbass. I'm sure you were able to be aware of what was going on around you.....
sharkwkrox 0
agreed!
jordangregs 3
i would smash ypur back doors in
starile 20
At least you don't have to pay a professional to do it! You can have perfectly draw-in eyebrows every time, now!
Doortje 30
YDI, you were there too, remember?
StitchedBear 0
You would never get your eyelashes plastered in the makings of a mask. your FML is a major fail.
Garytt 0
looks like you have a dick around your neck if you just glance
Doortje 30
#26 is right hahaha
buttersthelorry 0
thats hilarious lol
blo0_starZz 0
Actually, I've done this in my social studies class -artifacts- & my friend only forgot to put on her eyes. Come time to take the mask off, she screamed in pain as her eyelashes were pulled out. But I'm guessing your comment is ignorant or you just have REALLY short eyelashes & you don't think about others, bitch.
birdofparadise 16
You're an idiot and have obviously never made a plaster mask before. Unless you're not molding it over your face, or (for whatever reason) only doing the lower half of your face OF COURSE your eyebrows are going to be covered by the plaster. You're a moron. Next time, don't comment unless you know what you're talking about.
amypr 20
#10 said you wouldn't have eyelashes in the plaster - not eyebrows. I'm not an art major, and I haven't made a plaster mask before, but really don't see how the eye lashes would be ripped out. Unless you are supposed to completely cover your eyelids in Vaseline and plaster? Pretty sure you're supposed to avoid eye contact with Vaseline, that doesn't seem like a good project.
miss_sunshine716 0
at least we know hair grows back lol
naximus93 0
Or do we? And that is the question that will forever keep me awake at night. Or is the smell of a dead rat?