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Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72368) - you deserved it (11380)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.

#8 - On 12/05/2010 at 1:51pm by Sylverstone

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I would of disconnected the freakin tv or something

#5 - On 12/05/2010 at 1:50pm by skittlebabe

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