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  JurassicHole  |  5

I can't believe shit like this is actually approved for FML, when it's obviously the OP's fault. Leading on your gf and acting like you're the victim OP? I hope you get dumped and/or struck by a car.

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  DeboDaGreat  |  3

This FML sounds like a movie i know... OH YEAH... Its called karma! sorry YDI

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99- I have a Lamborghini, a Corvette, a Ferrari, and a Nissan 350Z, what one?? *wonders where she is*

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  AdamBasebal69  |  0

**** Fucking idiot.

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  chell1894  |  13

More like you fuckin douche!

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  punchline_fml  |  5

Cheaters are beaters, beaters are eaters, and eaters eat.

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Umm I may sound stupid but what does OP stand for? And YDI?

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I found this weird thing online the other day. I think it was called "Google." It had the amazing ability to answer simple questions. (They see me trolling, I'm hateing.)

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  brunomars09  |  3

Threesome !

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  kai_li  |  8

Ah #23 - my first smile on reading today's Fml's. Seems most were written by f-wits. So many YDI's. I also can't believe they were approved. Although conversely I could make the assumption then most people had a good day? Nothing bad must of have happened to a poor soul.

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Who said the girl was his girlfriend before the one night stand? You can't assume OP cheated on his girlfriend, because he never said how long he was in a relationship. YOU fucken idiots.

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  Mullak  |  7

They're celebrating their anniversary, and unless they are being overly romantic and celebrating their weekly anniversary, then he obviously cheated on her, You fucking Idiot.

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  JurassicHole  |  5

99 - I couldn't agree more, possibly throw in a mauling or two by some attack dogs as well. Justice still hasn't been served until I find an FML from this guy that states "Today, My gf dumped me for cheating on her, then I was struck by a car, and right as I was about to get home I was attacked by dogs. FML"

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Doesn't matter, had sex

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That sayin is as old as "That's what SHE said," plz stop sayin it

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  downtime  |  12

29, That would be a little bit extreme... "I poisoned his food because he had sex with me when he had a girlfriend" probably wouldn't hold up too well in court, and for good reason.

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FYL, For being born as a insufferable little pussy who isn't a man enough to take responsibilities in a freaking relationship. Go fall off a cliff, land on some sharp object, and get struck by lightning you lowlife PRICK

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  Michael_92  |  19

Yea I thought about that after I posted but it doesn't matter how you look at it, the guy is very very wrong. 1 month, 6 month, 1 year, 50 years, cheating is cheating.

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  Boston_4_Life  |  3

Where did pentinum_4 go?

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  Furrywhiplash  |  14

Pentium_4 sit down, he is clearly looking for pentinum_4. (I was going to make a new FML account and name it pentinum_4 and say "no, wait! Here I am." But I am far too lazy to follow through with that.)

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  Pentium_4  |  26

232 - HA! that would have been awesome. idk how someone doesn't know how to spell Pentium, they've been around for almost 2 decades and almost in every computer

By  drsovereign  |  2

Like a boss

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  Lo0o0o0oveMe  |  11

How is cheating being a boss? It's being a dickhead. OP, you really deserved that, I don't understand why you put this on here. Were you expecting sympathy? People on the interenet are pretty ruthless towards cheaters and guys like you.

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  williamh327  |  5

I totally agree with him Like a boss!

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  drsovereign  |  2

Just kidding btw... He's a douche

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  Michael_92  |  19

Can someone explain why my comment is thumbed down? I normally don't care, however what I said is relevant. If we knew who posted you could tell the gf her "man" is cheating on her.

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  ambamm135  |  7

Lol no no you sir are the bitch if you really think cheating is ok. Cheating is pathetic and only demonstrates how insecure you really are. Also you probably have a small dick and need to cheat to compensate for that. :)

By  born_hustla  |  25

Nuff' said !!

By  alexup24  |  13

big pimpin'

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  jonriise18  |  3

7 - I am really sorry dude. This is gonna see overly harsh. However, I HATE all of your comments and your pic is retarded. Seriously, nothing against you personally. It's just what I've discovered in my time on here.

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  teague95  |  16

Shit you guys are harsh. if you don't like his comment thumb it down no need to attack him

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  downtime  |  12

221, If you think people are incapable of "having a life" and still going online frequently you clearly aren't living in 2012. What you say may have applied in 1984, but unless your name is Marty McFly you've got no excuse for such wank.

By  dtbomb  |  3

Anniversary threesome? That's cheating and make-up sex at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  pagullarka  |  9

Why does he has to get caught, why can't you just have fun. :')

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  alfred07  |  18

If she did I hope she did it discreetly, not for his sake but because I imagine if she was too public about it the girlfriend could be embarrassed too.

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Nothing better than a creeper. Isn't that right Sean? By the way, until you have the Official Pedobear Seal of Graduation© from the University of Creepers, you are henceforth banned from any pedophilic activity.

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@341, assuming that everyone is honest and puts their real age up on this site, that would make him 42. I don't know about you, but I have a feeling that a man that age doesn't really care much about whether a girl is 18 yet if he's going after someone who's young enough to be his daughter.

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  Yahboi1  |  11

Oh my god. I agree with your comment but your account description is killing me. Especially the thing about opinions. This is America where we have freedom of speech, so everybody has their right to an opinion yours being that only you or people that think like you do. If you want everybody to not say what they feel then you may as well move to Russia. Or hell. Same thing.

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