kjmsit
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Yummy
Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML
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neverland_fml 0
Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.
redbluegreen 41
Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.
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ChefBoy6382 0
always thaw your meat on the bottom shelf...
ozymandias_fml 0
#71 or on a plate...
justxdream 0
#4: if she was a vegetarian, she probably wouldn't have steak in her fridge.
SpliffyMcBlunt 0
Well it's better than eating raw cow dick on mars...
The_Master 0
YUM! strawberry flavored E. Coli!!
riotshields 4
Ewww, that's SO gross! FYL, indeed!
spirited_away33 0
YDI for having meat in the fridge. jk
Zepp_fml 0
YDI! MEAT IS MURDER! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL WHILE THE ANIMALS GO TO HEAVEN!
ZuRG_fml 7
#31, gravity -> dripping -> e. coli cross-contamination trumps "zones"
beany212 0
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