kjmsit
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Yummy
Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML
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neverland_fml 0
Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.
redbluegreen 41
Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.
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teheheois 0
just wait to see your blood test those animals might be infected on some cloned shit
genius_man16 1
Um, so what?
DonovanE 0
MEAT IS MURDER!!! YDI FOR BEING A SAVAGE!!!! RAHHHHH!!!!! jk. lol.
askbobby96 0
And that is why you always defrost meat on the bottom shelf of a refrigerator, preferrably on a dish where nothing can drip down and contaminate other foods below. YDI.
catatonicsleep 17
If you can't defrost meat on the bottom shelf (like if the fridge is full) put it on a plate first. But remember...Some people eat steak raw (steak tarta sp?) so it shouldn't hurt you.
aback 5
Oh, puke. If an unopened can is "leaking from the top" it's got something way wrong with it, anyway. Bacterial contamination, botulism, something, so no--you don't want to hurry to slurp up that yummy goodness. I'll be surprised if you make it to twenty.
NoMercy_fml 0
Better call Dwight Shrute. You're turning into a Vampire!
crampy 0
oh my goodness, that made me feel sick to my stomach.
drinkupgorgeous 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. that's nastyyyy
ozymandias_fml 0
YDI. I am actually more disgusted that you would drink the random liquid *leaking* from the *top* of a can -- one that may have had a hole in it who knows how long ago, than the fact that you licked steak juice.