kjmsit
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Yummy
Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML
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neverland_fml 0
Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.
redbluegreen 41
Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.
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Comments (269)
neverland_fml 0
Oh man, nasty! That's why meat goes on the bottom. Hope you don't get sick.
TapeMan_3000 0
nasty!
jonnyplayzaguita 0
yuumm i love drinking cows blood its really good ans works well for rituals
DarkPrince_fml 0
ZOMG as soon as I read this I literally tasted cows blood
IMTHEGREATEST 0
who cares? whenever you eat meat, the blood is inside it. some cooking techniques actually turn the blood into sauce
isaiaha11 2
ydi 4 not putting steak on a plate
tencentsakiss 19
225: it matters because they could wind up with E. coli or something.
aubsx3 0
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit after reading this FML
CaptainCommenter 6
#225 Cooking the food kills the raw bacteria. Eating it raw is like a death wish for your stomach.
Eros_fml 0
bloodah!
smiles1234456 0
HAHHAHAHAHAHA BLOUUD
gntfmlingnow 12
tasty
maverik5124 6
Bohoo where's the fml?
tany_fml 0
wont that make you sick?
ddldave 0
Agreed, should see the doctor.
redbluegreen 41
Are you vegetarian? That'd be even worse.
Remegy 3
on the plus side if he's a vampire, then it'd be good...
BonnieTaylor 0
why the hell would a vegetarian have meat in the fridge?
ILikeTuhtles 0
Might live with others who are not vegetarian
Asdas_fml 0
"blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it" Have trouble reading or understanding what you read?
BrightSidegirl82 0
that's the situation I'm in
InfernoVivo 12
If she was vegetarian, why would she have a steak in her fridge?
jenkins56 5
That's gross. It's more gross that you had blood-dripping meat on a high shelf. Agree with #1
Avenging_Angel 0
What on earth would possess you to do that?! Just grab another can if one has stuff on the top! YDI!!
Christonarhino 0
So do you just throw away the can with "stuff" on it or let someone else worry about it? Then again,,it is easier to just grab another than walk to a sink .
tany_fml 0
do you defrost meat in the fridge?? i thought you did it on the table?? i have no idea
lackofcolour 0
you can do it either way, the fridge takes a little longer.
pandachic27 9
No, it's supposed to defrost in the fridge cause if you leave it on the table it has higher chances of transmitting food borne illnesses. Sorry for my nerd out.
vaxc 17
we use the sink
lottofee 0
hahahahaa! i would easily react the same way, it was just bad luck, that it wasn't soda. so FYL.
Syoungblood07 0
ROFL OMG LOL That is so disgusting/funny!!! Ewwww! Next time, put the meat on the bottom, stupid.
xo_emily_xo 0
Ewwwww. That is ******* GROSSSSSSS!
jebby011 0
twilight is gay. the only good character in it is the one who played Cedric diggory in the, I think 4th Harry potter
jim69_fml 0
just so you know Harry potter is ******* gay too.
vaxc 17
just so u know ur ******* gay as well