Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
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Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
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mbusey 20
Well, you tried.
iHeartRKO 5
I would've then asked the mom if she was a wicked witch, because she was being a bitch.
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erique429 1
I like kids they're tons of fun. But I'm very careful with talking to, or even waving to them in public. Because I know I'm not a pedo, however, if I had and daughter and she was approached by a 6'4" male in his late 20s I'd be pretty suspicious of it.
cwc2311 4
Except op is a 17 year old female
kofeinisti 6
#62 was most likely referring to himself
erique429 1
#76- you are correct sir!
RedPillSucks 33
How many pedophiles try to entice their victims right in front of the parent? Sometimes people can be so stupid and mean.
schmelia 10
Uh, most of them, actually. A child is most likely to be abused by someone they know. In many cases, it's a close friend of the family. The pedophile gains the family's trust, and begins grooming the child right under their noses. Obviously not even close to OP's situation though.
kikijo 2
No wonder the girl was pouting. Her mom is a BITCH!
Austyn57 1
whomp whomp whompp!!!!!
cloud1138 10
People like the mom are why we can't have nice things
Levvy 22
In fairness, being young or female don't disqualify someone from being a pedophile. That's not to say the mom wasn't still being a jerk.
blueknight1st 26
Just because you are 17 and a female does not mean you can't be a pedo. I would have said the same thing to you.
blahblahblah5_x 13
She was only being friendly. There was honestly no reason to call her a pedo
Jasonf6 0
I love when stupid moms overreact.
RentaName 15
If the mother had a problem, she should have went a different way about it. That's not a good way to teach her daughter good manners.
jem970 19
Don't let the bitch get you down OP, you were just trying to help out a sad child. Random act of kindness and all that. She could have politely asked you to step away from her daughter, same result but way less rude. Don't let it stop you from being a nice. You made that little girls day.