Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML
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Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML
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pattayarick 8
Well, you're at least 21, so you weren't born yesterday. You must just be stupid.
goreajek 13
You deserve it. if you can't bring alcohol into any building, or food and drinks to the movies, what would make you think you could bring alcohol to a concert?
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Comments (119)
GypsyBones 7
It's called chug that shit before you go inside, I thought everyone knew that?
Jaevwyn 17
I saw "Today, I had drinks at a friends house" and immediately knew it was a YDI
ctina 15
Venues list rules on websites and usually around doors. She deserves it for not being very stealth.
lashes_to_ashes 14
YDI it's quite well known that you don't bring drinks into concerts. Where I live, you even leave your bottled water outside.
fantasyworld 37
A lot of venues don't allow outside drinks.
george_s_4 32
A. Lot of people said YDI but I don't think so. Some venues don't allow outside drinks but many do and to the people saying they dont allow alcohol at concerts, I don't know where you live but where I am and everywhere else I know of there's alcohol all over the place at concerts
dharmaint 15
How little was left? Why bring it..they'd want you to buy their stuff not being ur own
KrazyKatz3 26
Surely they should have checked you before you went in! I've brought half empty bottles of water or whatever and at the door they say sorry you can't bring that in and you throw it out. Also I always bring food to the cinema...
KingAdrock 16
YDI. Unless it's some illegal underground show, bringing in your own booze will always be against the rules. Not "apparently". ALWAYS. All you had to do was drink that beer before you went in, but you kept it like an idiot. On TOP of that it was in a glass bottle, which NO venue will let you bring in; even if it had been root beer. The last thing they need is you getting drunk and smashing it over someone's head, throwing it at the band, or even just dropping on the ground leaving broken glass everywhere. 100% YDI, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.