Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML
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Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML
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pattayarick 8
Well, you're at least 21, so you weren't born yesterday. You must just be stupid.
goreajek 13
You deserve it. if you can't bring alcohol into any building, or food and drinks to the movies, what would make you think you could bring alcohol to a concert?
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Comments (119)
SuzeDee 9
Seriously, did you actually think there would be no problem with this? Are you a moron??
Talliwa 3
Thats retarded. I mean another reason that they make people buy on premises is to make sure no glass bottles pass around that could hurt the band or spectators.
MyS3lf 24
Um, why don't you go ahead and tell me where exactly they actually do let you bring your own alcohol? I've never heard of any public place being ok with you bringing your own booze. You can't even do that at a bar. You totally deserved that.
mojo5678 5
They wouldn't kick you out over that unless you refused to get rid of it.
LovingCFK 8
No shit. What did you think would happen!? and 75.00 to get in!!? Perhaps this could be an expensive lesson for you to learn.
alitbaby 14
nope. that's a straight up ydi lol. can't take open drink containers in any venue.
dr_snow_bear 29
I've worked security for concerts/bars/whatever for years. Anytime we have someone bring in outside alcohol we take it, the only time people get thrown out is when they're assholes about giving it up. YDI
Geary519 20
money well spent
clette 2
Everyone knows you can't bring alcohol to a concert
tlvv 12
Apart from the liquor licensing issues (concerts will not have a licence that allows outside drinks, same as bars) isn't this just a lack of manners? You wouldn't go sit in a cafe with your coffee from home, would you? It costs them to provide a bar with bar staff and a licence so even if you won't buy anything from them you shouldn't undercut them by taking your own, your beer would still have been at your friend's place tomorrow.