Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML
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Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML
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pattayarick 8
Well, you're at least 21, so you weren't born yesterday. You must just be stupid.
goreajek 13
You deserve it. if you can't bring alcohol into any building, or food and drinks to the movies, what would make you think you could bring alcohol to a concert?
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Comments (119)
LadyEmi 15
I'm sorry but just about every place doesn't let you bring your own drinks, I mean that's practically obvious. ...ydi.
lexieloumommy2 6
Drink it right before you go in.... Duh!
Enslaved 36
I have to admit, long ago, I too have snuck a flask or two into a few concerts before. *Knock on wood* I never got in trouble for it. I guess I always justified my rule breaking due to the price gouging. $18 for one double drink seems outrageous! But I would have definately deserve it if I got kicked out. :P
perdix 29
#30, yes, but you SNUCK it in. You knew what you were doing, so you were discreet about it. The OP was so stupid that she brought it in and flaunted her contraband. There's a difference between an incorrigible scamp and a moron.
Enslaved 36
Hey, live and learn that expensive lesson. Everyone has done foolish things before. The OP might have been even more noticeable if it was a glass bottle carried in. Concerts (the many I've been to) all forbid glass bottles. Everything is poured into a wide mouth plastic cup. :P
vbmg152 18
Everybody knows that you can't bring outside food or drink to any venue or event! You totally deserve it!
melbaby112 11
I would go with, you sir are a dumbass and deserved it.. eff MY life for reading this stupid post. good day.
Omfgitsmia 15
That's dumb. They could've just told you to get rid of it.
doodlecloud 26
Dunno why you got thumbed down, I agree. I mean OP really should've known better but I still wouldn't expect them to throw him out over it, just to confiscate the drink like they do with everything else on the way in - bottles, chewing gum, etc.
melbaby112 11
um you sir are a dummy. Eff MY life for reading such a stupid post. good day.
littlemonster94 15
That's kind of a given there buddy...
perdix 29
Discretion is the better part of valor. . . and a way to save on overpriced drinks!
Sputnikspak 13
It's all about bringing a water bottle filled with vodka and drinking it on the subway before a concert.
KingAdrock 16
BEFORE the concert is the key word there. OP could have just finished the beer outside the venue and would have been fine. But instead she brought it inside like an idiot.