Health: WTF?

WTF?

By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 02:02 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2012 22:41 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I had a chest X-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 03:00 - United States - Chicago Ridge

Today, I went to get an MRI for preventive care. The diagnosis was great, but I ended up having complications with the contrast, so now I have terrible muscle pain and have to see more doctors. I have mixed feelings. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Plymouth

Today, I overheard someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in for a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I piped up, "Better hope they find something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, and the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML

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By breathexali - 24/07/2010 10:50 - United States

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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By MeOhMy23 - 25/11/2020 07:59 - United States - Tazewell

Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 06:00 - Germany

Today, I waited months for a specialist doctor’s appointment, only to find out that it's the same guy I already saw for the same problem years ago, who was at his wit's end after seeing nothing wrong on the x-ray, and had no clue as to what might be causing my pain. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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lexa1love 16

Monday 12 October 2015 18:46

The tech can't legally tell you. But in all honesty he could be wrong. In the hospital I have had techs say someone had cancer/stroke/ etc. which they didn't. Or that someone is completely normal and fine, but were full of cancer.

cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Monday 12 October 2015 18:42

You'll get to know soon OP. You'd rather hear it from a professional anyways. The tech could just see something normal that he thinks is off.

Comments

Ilovelife93 9

Monday 12 October 2015 22:14

I'm so sorry OP!!!! I wouldn't worry until there's something definite to worry about!!! I know its easier said than done but just try!!! I'd love a followup!!!!

NoWeeniesAllowed 17

Monday 12 October 2015 22:18

Pretty sure it's illegal for you to not follow up on this for us

pete9913 23

Monday 12 October 2015 22:22

Hopefully by now you know and can give us an update..

carlyggibby 18

Monday 12 October 2015 22:47

you need to give us an update

lksdliz 9

Monday 12 October 2015 22:49

Yeah, are you sure that the tech isn't just an asshole? If all he did was make a face without saying anything, you can't come back later and say "Well, he looked all horrified!" You have no proof... I'm sure he knows that he can be seen from where the patient is.

llwad0717 13

Monday 12 October 2015 23:00

this definitely needs a follow up.

Silverfeathery 21

Monday 12 October 2015 23:05

Follow up pleeeeease

johnjkl 22

Monday 12 October 2015 23:11

He probably saw The largest prostate tumor he has seen in his life

shanou_fml 15

Monday 12 October 2015 23:54

Hello OP! I am actually in training to become a tech. Although they teach us a lot about medical indications, in the field we only need those if the patient needs to be treated immediately, according to what we see on the scan. Seeing that your tech had no problem letting you wait a few days for the outcome, it probably means that it isn't life threatening right now. Good luck on the actual outcome!