Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, a dog came up to me while I was sitting on my porch. I used my belt as a leash to go try to find its owner. After an hour of looking in the rain, I gave up and let it go. Now I'm back in my house and it won't stop pawing and barking at my door. It's 3:00 a.m. FML
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Astraea 0
Haha totally ydi!! Try to respect him next time :P
ashleymakroni 0
you shouldve listen
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Comments (93)
wierdo16 0
A dog barks for a reason. Stupid YDI
o_ospacedout 0
After 30 minutes wouldn't you know something's up? YDI
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Why do you have "rims" on a truck anyway? Trucks are for farmwork, the set of rims that make one look good have yet to be invented...
mattchap 0
there for off roading and small black custom rims look good.... and bleve it or not but I owned a truck and I didn't do either so suck that
CallMeHush 1
My Nav has nice rims and my Jeep is getting nice new chrome ones this month. There is nothing wrong with a little bling. With nice wheels you hardly even notice all the dents in the Jeep from bouncing off trees and what not.
13enster 0
Rims are stupid. If it doesn't help your vehicle work better, then it is a waste of money.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
retard there not for farm work! come here to Grande Prairie and shit, you should see these jacked up trucks... there amazing, blacked out, lifted up, pretty much all aftermarket... and rims make every vehical look ballin! I wasted my money on rims and tires.. at least my truck is dope. hahah and I most definatly ain't doin farm work with it 4x4ing all the way!!!!
CallMeHush 1
See that is the thing 13... I earned it, it is my money to "waste" if I so choose.
13enster 0
CallMeHush - you are free to pay your money and take your chances... and I am free to laugh at you if your rims get stolen!
heyheyt 0
I definately agree.
MissAries 0
Usually a normal person would actually go see what's wrong if their dog was barking for 30 minutes...just saying though.
Ajjas013 6
Cats tend to get raped more. I blame teh soft fur. They almost put deer out of business.
xatmfershox 0
never steal a black mans rims. lol jk idk if op is black
puedominican 0
my dog barks radomly like an asshole but wen its important like barkin for 5 mins ill check
SpaceCoyote 0
my dog usually barks at nothing (stray cats, loud birds, etc). So I tend to ignore him. But this happened to me once, however they ran off with my bike. I now check whenever my dog goes off, so should you. So, FYL op, I understand.
PaulInTheSky_fml 0
Your life sucks but you deserve it. Woof Woof!