Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
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stevenJB 25
Don't think that's even a friend to begin with :/
mpsteve137 15
Spread a rumor that she's pregnant
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Trooth 13
I second your notion
unknown_user5566 27
I'd definitely agree that it's time for new friends, OP. Though I wouldn't take the advice suggesting "revenge"; if you act maliciously against her, you'll be just as immature as she is. Take the high road and simply cut your ties with this so-called best friend, and take this experience as a lesson learned. Good luck.
olpally 33
What an evil bitch. Definitely time for new friends op.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Spread a rumor that she has herpes then see she feels. Karma :-)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Then see how she feels I meant•
lilhellian 27
How the **** is the a ******* YDI. at all? Please someone tell me..
lilhellian 27
Is this a** damn typos..
Yousuck24 21
"YDI for being friends with her." "YDI for not doing anything." "YDI for being a girl." "YDI for not getting her back." "YDI because I want a badge." "YDI because I am such a good troll."
lilhellian 27
Ok, I suppose I set myself up for an obvious troll.. :/
unknown_user5566 27
Lilhellian- You responded in a similar way to someone else earlier, did you really expect anything different?
lilhellian 27
I know, I know.. I meant it honestly this time though lol.. I'll do it differently next time..
CaptTeemo 10
Well, he did answer your question.
American50Amber 1
I agree, you should meet some new friends. There's a rumor in my school about my friend being pregnant (Which isn't true) and I openly defend her.
perdix 31
Since everyone believes you have an STD, maybe you ought to just go out and get one. The process can be a lot of fun ;)
CharresBarkrey 16
Get a curable one though, not something like HIV.
Chris455 8
"Maybe it's time for new friends." No. Op, it IS time for new friends.
myklknife 6
Seriously new friend time.
Gabs2016 10
Ummm..... Yeah!