Wild Monopoly game tactics

By I hate that game - 23/11/2013 16:11 - United Kingdom - Wigan

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Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
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Same thing different taste

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meowmafia98 8

You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?

I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway

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Pretty sure you won. Why? Because now you know the truth and don't have to waste anymore of your time on these assholes.

RedPillSucks 31

Exactly my thoughts. Wish I could thumb this up more than once.

Now that you know he's a sore loser and can't control his mean mouth, you can dump him and look for someone with a bit more maturity. You can tell your best friend she can have him all to herself now, if she really wants him, now that he's shown his true colours.

ZomBgal 12

Good ridanceto that for a couple of reasons. First, obviously he's a cheating douchebag. Second, I know we all get upset at Monopoly, but who gets SO pissed at a board game that they'll instantly confess to disgraceful shit when they lose?

What the **** is wrong with your (I hope) ex and your "best friend?" I'm sorry you had to deal with it, OP, but those are the kind of people you need to get rid of. You may care for them, but they obviously don't consider your feelings since they both stabbed you in the back. You need true friends and a faithful man. I wish you luck on finding good people, OP.

I don't know why this seems so much like an episode from Seinfeld. Brilliant!

perdix 29

She did say "please." I guess she didn't have a "Get out of jail free" card to play, or a Twix to eat.

What a *****! Ditch both of those bitches, they aren't worth it.

perdix 29

Sounds like they are tied at one win apiece. Maybe they ought to do Rock, Paper, Scissors to break the tie. The OP could will by bashing the bitch's skull in with a rock, plunging a scissors in her boyfriend's heart, wrapping both of their corpses in paper and setting them on fire.

Well I don't think the game actually tore you guys apart because he obviously did before you guys started playing the game. If anything, the game taught you that your boyfriend is a cheater.

perdix 29

Also, that if he cheats at Monopoly, he's a really shitty cheater!