Who the **** is this guy?

By Username - 06/08/2011 07:09 - United States

Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 975
You deserved it 2 941

Same thing different taste

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FMLandurstoo 9

What's up with all of the fmls with people that have dumbass parents?

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You sir, are an idiot. A Maltese is a small dog.

cant trust parents these days dude... i suggest you take your dog next time

lacrossegirl775 0

This is the funniest thing everrrrrrrr!!!

AgentSmith79 9

A Maltese is a small dog, genius. Maybe google it before you give everyone your 1.5 cents.

I think he knows it's the wrong dog she probably wanted a different one

I know these breeds may look similar but the OP's dog has a penis and the dog the mother brought home does not. This should have clued in the mother that she brought home the wrong dog and in fact I question the IQ of the grooming employee who did not ascertain this basic and obvious difference of canine anatomy and handed the wrong dog over to a customer.

AgentSmith79 9

The penis is not usually the first thing I look for or notice about a dog.... Maybe there's more you're not telling us?

No. 72, obviously most people do not go about life checking dogs to see if they have a penis or not. You're an ass. It is a basic way to identify dogs, since they are not capable of speaking and telling us that they are Fido or Rover. The groomers should have noticed that the genitalia of the dog was female and the customer was supposed to be picking up a male. I do not own a dog dog but my best friend does and she informs me that at her groomers one of the first things they do is check the dog's genitals to be sure they don't make this kind of error. Obviously they don't want to make a mistake. Some dogs are mutts with no monetary value but some are very expensive, valuable purebreds. They don't want to accidentally hand over a $5,000 purebred to the owner of a mongrel and have that person take off with someone else's expensive dog. A look at the gender is the first of several checks they make to ensure the right dog goes back to the right owner. This does not make them sick freaks.

Obviously not, try google before you open your mouth and make yourself look like an idiot.

Stylin_Since_97 10

The bill is probably more expensive for your dog$$$$

shelbyshikari 0

N'awwww ive always wanted a Maltese :0

How did you know that it was a female dog

Read the OP's first sentence and note the phrase "small female terrier." Note the second sentence, which is, "My dog is a full grown male maltese." The OP clearly states that the dog on the OP's couch was female but the dog the OP actually owned was male. Unless you are just making a snide, childish remark about checking the dog's gender, you have extremely poor reading comprehension skills.