Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML
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Today, my husband went through my phone and computer, accusing me of cheating. Baffled and hurt by the untrue accusation, I asked what he found that made him think that. He replied, "Nothing! Absolutely nothing!" Apparently, no evidence IS evidence. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, my new husband of two weeks attempted to solicit sex from a hooker. He tried to excuse himself by saying, "I would never cheat on you! I was just looking." FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
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exileonmainst 16
So your husband is gay, at least he isn’t a scientologist.
Red Swingle 5
he could be bi but regardless he cheated.. either talk, councillor, or divorce. I'm so sorry OP
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Comments (29)
bayles313 20
Oh man OP I can't even fathom how that must feel. So sorry! Idk how long you've been married but better to know now than to let the marriage continue for several years with a big lie like that. Hang in there.
exileonmainst 16
So your husband is gay, at least he isn’t a scientologist.
RichardPencil 30
Or a CrossFit vegan!
Red Swingle 5
he could be bi but regardless he cheated.. either talk, councillor, or divorce. I'm so sorry OP
almost_there44 26
I'll go for divorce. He wanted OP to tell him that she cheated first just so he can be validated for his cheating ways. Secondly, he cheated on her with a man so he has been lying about his sexuality. Thirdly, I would not stay in a marriage with someone to figure out if they would cheat on me again. I'm ******* out!!
DraconicFeline 31
Not to excuse what he did, but... bisexuality is a thing, you guys?
0neiros 14
So is AIDS.
RichardPencil 30
I know you’re upset, but whatever you do, don’t call him a “fudge packer.”
Tripartita 44
“First gay experience”? Wow, that’s such a positive spin on cheating! Maybe others could try “I had my first extramarital experience” if they aren’t gay.
Cali 54
He took a page from the Kevin Spacey book of deflection.
Zachary8261 28
This reeks of hypocrisy. Divorce and get everything.
inkochan 7
What an ass! Not fair to try and make you feel bad when he's done something bad himself!
Diannah Griffin 7
dont worry, my ex accused me all the time of cheating but played stupid when I came home and his mouth smelt like a condom!
texaskitty86 25
At least he was being safe in his cheating?
Takegami 22
Welp, at least you know where he wants it
Diannah Griffin 7
lol cuz that's what I was thinking when i realized the man i was with liked dick as much as me lol