Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
It's ridiculous the rationality people come up with for cheating on people.
KK3137 31
Well, I guess he can just backwards roll right out of your life, then.
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Comments (92)
greeneyedx 23
I've been with my boyfriend for almost 2 years with no signs of unfaithfulness and he's been doting the whole time, yet I still worry about stuff like this. I completely trust him, I just still worry about these situations. :s
alex_jaguara 33
You are not anybody's sex toy, don't let them treat you like that.
sandman19 11
Guys who cheat are ******* and never allowed to call themselves men! Disgusting how people can cheat on someone
vorspiel 17
Really he shouldn't be sleeping with anyone with that awful immature attitude. Kick him to the kerb OP, you deserve way more than that!
urake 10
Break up. That's it. There isn't much to talk about when that happens hahaha
ham_spam 17
First of all if he's that irrational why would u have gone out with him
iwadasn 33
Because she didn't know he was this irrational before now, obviously. Do you always blame people who get cheated on for dating cheaters? Most people don't realize that they're dating a cheater until the cheater gets caught.
brittanylayne20 3
I think you mean ex boyfriend.
Bekahlynn99 14
I hope you mean "ex-boyfriend".
BrotherPhil 35
Maybe you should just let him try that, then.
ivyadam 3
When men cheat, they look for excuses and it's usually the "woman's fault" because she " ". Find someone else. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Shade1982 21
Yes, women never ever do that of course...