What's that?

By Best-stuf-on-Earth - 12/07/2009 07:07 - United States

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Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML
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shortgurlsaywahh 0

wow I dont know if I should feel sorry for you or if I should laugh at your stupidity? and random sidenote how small are you that you can weasel into the mouth of a snapple bottle?

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strawberry_78 0

I agree that simply telling her it was a recent bruise would have sufficed...she would not have asked you how you got it, guaranteed!

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docoreo 0

your dermatologist checks your penis? FYL because you must have already had some issues down there that she needed to check out.

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biwinning88 1

that's what I was thinking, never have I ever heard of needing to take your pants off for a dermatologist. Ohh do you have the clap?

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IHaveVertigo 0

What? You get completely naked at a dermatologist's appointment if you are a male? I know for a fact that you don't get naked if you are a female. I think she was taking advantage of you!

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marz88 0

Dermatologist is like the male version of an OB/GYN if a guy has a rash down there or something doesn't look right they go to a Dermatologist ( I worked in one of their offices before) so maybe he had something else going on down there. Too bad a woman caught him haha. Oh and OP YDI. Here is a list of things your penis is allowed to be in: 1- Your hand 2- Other people Here is a list of things your penis is not allowed to be in: 1- Everything else.

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diet_otaku 0

aw c'mon, can't you add "pie" to the first list?

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girandwogpig 0

that's wrong what about a fleshlight :D

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xNephilim 18

I'd say penises are allowed to be in your or somebody else's hand, somebody else's oral, vaginal, or anal orifices and sex toys. But seriously, a damn Snapple bottle?

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cheertigers 0

hahgahahaha wait why was your dermatologist looking at your penis?? oh well that must have been reallyyy awkward

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dinjin201 0

one word: awkward

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islaphippos 0

lmao, you couldve just made up why there was a bruise there if the truth is as embarrassing as that lol

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vidchick88 0

I suppose it is better to just have a bruise there than to have to go to the doctor in order to seek help on removing the bottle... Its moments like this that make me appreciate that I was not born with a penis. *nods*

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Footballdabest8 0

How the fudge did tht happen? Where u drunk???

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