Love and Embarrassing: What ARE you doing?

What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 34 926

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 632

You deserved it 606

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 751

You deserved it 10 094

By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 372

You deserved it 44 825

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 851

You deserved it 5 289

By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 541

You deserved it 3 920

By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 828

You deserved it 3 605

By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 373

You deserved it 10 912

By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 884

You deserved it 3 612

Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 711

You deserved it 125

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

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You deserved it 2 261

kenjiisown 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:07

I bet he was jealous of the rug.

dva976 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:14

weird much!?! who makes out with a bear rug? pretend or otherwise.

Comments

omglawl 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:20

lmao smooth ;)

StrictlyMCH 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:23

u can get the dick

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:28

Is that pic at... an airport?! If so, I commend your dedication to airport efficiency and counter-terrorism measures. Imagine how quickly and easily the security lines and searches would be if everyone only wore 1/3 of a shirt! Maybe TSA should extend their restrictions on carry-on liquids to clothing yardage. There's some travelling advice we can live with.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:36

I don't know, but Wesley Snipes is heading right for her!

hosscat74 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 11:02

hahaha Wesley snipes is gonna go all blade 3 on that shit!

StrictlyMCH 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:09

you mad cause you ugly?

venturestar 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:21

lol wow..

misstamz 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:21

haha:)

StrictlyMCH 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:22

fyl ydi op

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:22

I know, it's like privacy doesn't exist anymore.

shibbywan 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:23

Awkward!!

hhailey76854 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:24

lol oh gosh . your my hero

_streets_ 19

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:24

haha wow smooth op, but his dads kind of a creeper, and u kinda of deserve it lol

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:30

You aren't not qualified to say who deserves what.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:34

You're are not going to believe me, even if I tell you.

_streets_ 19

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:37

god dammit :/

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:39

OK, fine I'll will tell you. Me.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:45

She meant me.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:46

Nope, it's is me. What's is so hard to believe?

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:49

That's is annoying.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:51

I'm am not annoying!

samantha_durano 6

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:57

you're all annoying! lol(:

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:32

Ooh, can I jump on that annoying train too? 36/Ignorance: "Kinda of"? D: [BTW, I always want to call you Iggy for some strange reason.]

ohthebloodygore 16

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:38

Igloo comes to mind.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:38

Can I call you Iggy too?

FFML_314 11

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:42

OK, Iggy it is!

ohthebloodygore 16

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:50

I'm sticking to Igloo.

itszackfyl 4

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:25

4some?

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:32

Haha, are you including the bear? I wonder if the dad shot the bear himself.

bummervacation 10

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:27

I agree. It's like, *chews away at bubblegum* a taboo subject for some people. Like, WTF right? We should all be free to swap spit with bear rugs in private. Stupid, judgemental idiots. I blame Bush and racism against ASIANSSS!!!!!