Weddings and Work: What a trip

What a trip

By badwaitress - 05/06/2009 17:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working as a waitress at a wedding. I was trying to clear the tables as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plates I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. FML

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You deserved it 27 226

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By Damnsoup - 03/07/2009 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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You deserved it 6 986

No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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You deserved it 11 973

By aussie worker - 23/03/2017 14:00

Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 408

The Fall

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 18:00

Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML

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You deserved it 198

By JustAmirage - 14/02/2019 20:00

Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking 2 soup bowls and 3 salad plates. FML

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You deserved it 372

Bad omen

By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML

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You deserved it 6 716

No soup for you

By unicornlove - 17/07/2020 20:01

Today, I was bringing a table a bowl of soup at my waitressing job. A new customer taking off his coat threw his elbow out, violently knocking the soup out of my hands and onto his baby in a highchair. The baby screamed; I had a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 144

By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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You deserved it 5 010

By failingyetagain - 20/07/2015 22:17 - United Kingdom - Barrow Upon Soar

Today, I was doing my first shift waitressing in a café. Not an hour in, I'd already spilt tea over somebody and dropped two whole meals. Looks like this won't last much longer. FML

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You deserved it 4 513

By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 432

misssweetie 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:07

FBL (F brides life) great wedding memory. Hey honey, remember our storybook wedding when someone completely ruined the dress that you spent your life savings on?

littlemisslee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:02

And I bet everyone gave you nasty looks the rest of the night!

Comments

hanoj 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:51

Classic.

Boweezee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:59

Haha wow. Thats a major fail.

Optisma 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:59

I work at a wedding place too. I know how you're feeling!

IllegalLight 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:01

That sucks. Hope you didn't get fired.

rustyrox 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:01

Oh nooo! =( what did she do? I hope it was after the ceremony! Otherwise you'd be toast!

wbrycem 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:04

37 - spilt is perfectly fine english. Learn how to use a dictionary. My mom always told me not to run with soup, now I know why.

satanstoystore 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:04

how can ppl think the waitress life is f'd? the alternative is the bride should be fine with a soupy dress? waitress deserves a reprimand.

DecemberC 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:07

#23: Look up the definition of ivory.

lonelyislandgirl 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:12

That sucks but you kind of deserve it..... Be more careful next time :)

elsieenchanted 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:18

My version: Bride: I NEED SOME WINE! GET ME WINE! NOW! I WANT MY WINE!!!!!!!!! OP: okay. Bride: AHAHAHHAH -goes back into conversation- OP: here's your wine. Bride: I WANTED SOUP, DAMMIT! OP: okay... -gets soup- Bride: WHERE IS MY WINESOUPPISSDAMNFUCKSOUPIWANTITNOWORELSEYOURFIREEEEDDIWANTMYSOUPITBETTERNOTBENASTYSOUPLIKESPITSOUP. -mumble- OP: *rooleye* Bride: I wantmysoup right thissecondi need it now becauseiamhungry. OP: *spills soup on brides dress* Bride: ajsjjrdiiaujdjejkspqppwi. -passes out- OP: *runs out door* Husband: IM FREE!! :D Doctor: she's only passed out... - How it probally happened: Bride: Excuse me, can I have some soup? *smile* OP: sure! *smile* OP: *gets soup* Bride: Oh, thank y- OP: *accidental spill* ---- Sorry, I don't like brides. ._. I'm sure it's not your fault.