karmamaybe
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Vermillion, United States
We're sorry
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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XPetrova 10
People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...
MsSoulReaper 27
But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.
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Comments (105)
lilhellian 27
Yes you were "reading FML's" we won't rat you out. Surely she gave you a mouthful.
Tanno 3
Yes, a mouthful of her ****
ICastillo 25
Yeah #24 that was the joke.
hama806 19
People think the worst of others these days. Who says her breasts were even good enough to photograph? Sheesh.
Teyros 24
Lol. That really does suck OP! It's like people always assume the worst.
Teyros 24
Lol. That really does suck OP! It's like people always assume the worst eh?
tomhofer 14
Maybe you have a creepy grin
CuriousAlien 7
Did your phone happen to be at the same level as her breast? Introduce her to FML, and tell her all about it. An let's just hope she never reads this........
heyheywaddup 7
At least you can make an FML about it! Chain reaction!
Schizomaniac 24
Surprised there haven't been any "FMLception" comments yet. I suppose that's a good thing. I also suppose I just ruined it.
unknown_user5566 27
Yep, you did. Comment #22 thread-jacked #1 by saying "FMLception".
mod3rator 2
Yeah, when this #19 said that there hadn't been any yet, he was right. He is #19 and the "FMLception" guy was #22 •__• He hadn't seen FMLception guy's comment yet.
senor_awesome 14
93- I think when 50 said yep you did, she meant that he ruined it not only by saying it, but also by giving some one else the idea to say it, which lead to a thread jack
BulldogHoops 14
Now, you'll check FML and see your post featured. You will then proceed to grin ear to ear, and get pepper-sprayed by some other paranoid bitch. FYL
anm1019 8
why would you hold ur phone at boob level??
balletteacher 11
That's exactly what I was wondering. Unless he was standing up and she was sitting in a chair.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Even so it's a big leap of logic to assume that someone is taking a picture of your breasts and to slap someone over it, because someone is smiling at the their phone. The girl really needs to be a bit less full of herself and to not jump to conclusions.
CharresBarkrey 16
Speaking for myself, when I'm slouching back in a chair, I hold my phone right up level with my face, which often looks like I am taking pictures.