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karmamaybe This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Vermillion, United States

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Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.

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So, where's the picture?

Conceited much?

Kirito_SAO 9

This FML taught me an important lesson: NEVER read FML while pointing your phone at a girl's ****... She will not be happy...

needsagf14 12

Finally!! An FML about FML!!!!!!!

If a girl slaps you for no reason or without good reason, you have the right to munch her back in self defense and press assault and battery charges.

She probably had tiny boobs

SailorSolaris 43

Introduce her to FML!!

Happens all the time... I mean my mom thinks I have a boyfriend that makes me smile..,, I'm single, and it's the fmls.