karmamaybe
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Vermillion, United States
We're sorry
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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XPetrova 10
People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...
MsSoulReaper 27
But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.
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XPetrova 10
People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...
XKXKKXK 10
FMLception.
XPetrova 10
What?
Eelam_star 2
You also have to include school. Some times FML gets too funny that you can't hold back your laughter. That's when all the people beside me gives the, "what the **** look or are u retarded look."
danaavery 5
What does school have to do with this fml?
unknown_user5566 27
29- I believe 22 was thread jacking. 41- #35 was empathizing with #1's statement (that her parents look at her funny when she smiles at her phone) by saying s/he gets weird looks at school for doing that at school, too.
XPetrova 10
47 - Thank you for clearing that up. :)
majorjeneral 0
They are lovely biceps...*(creeper smile)*
Ajwc101 24
68 - That sounds like something I'd say and no there is no point to this comment.
soccerchick800 10
68- if there's no point to your comment, why'd u comment in the first place?
Evilpirate 10
Why not? ;)
Evilpirate 10
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californianking1 8
Exactly! Parents just think that I was probably reading a dirty text by my girlfriend!
MsSoulReaper 27
But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.
RoperGirl203 9
I love your profile pic :D
MsSoulReaper 27
Thank you :3
CabbageTrees 13
ICHIGO, IS THAT YOU?!
MsSoulReaper 27
I'm not a strawberry! Hah
Thursday737 7
It's the thread of fail!
senor_awesome 14
Maybe this is the same girl who accused her boy friend of trying to sleep with their waitress. If so, she doesnt undertand a great many things.
Smashhoof 15
72- Here, have another fail.
Snoopy0718 14
Itsygo :)
DA14573 6
This would of been the perfect time for the line "When you assume, you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'."
vintage3113 6
Hahaha, the irony
onlychildFTW 34
At least OP can now have people laugh at him. Haha.
desoto96 9
I know, I'm going to the dentist tomorrow. Guess I won't be checking FML..
Daze619 3
"I hate irony" -Dexter
Mister_Triangle 21
That's not irony...
jgaspero 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Bhahaha love it! But maybe next time explain it to her
Sinamoi 18
OBJECTION! This was some random girl. Can you prove that there will be a "next time" for my client? I think not!
sens3sfailing 25
but this definitely the only thing i can think of where mentioning FML in an FML would be acceptable. every other situation i think of is just people complaining about being buried. man up people! it happens!!
travtxson 5
At that point? naw you gta ask yourself one question...What would Wayne Brady do?
RoboCunnilingus 23
Slap a bitch.
red_headforlife 15
"Bahahaha?" Are you a sheep?
nightowl713 25
I'd explain after I popped her in the tit! Maybe she'd think twice about making them the topic of conversation again. No way I'd just walk away after being treated like that for no reason. Going to be a bitch, get slapped like one too.
bridgid96 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's sucks bro
lilhellian 27
This comment sucks, bro. Surely there was atleast one original thing you could come up with.
Sinamoi 18
HOLD IT! Your comment has recieved more downvotes than his. Would you not say that replying to an unoriginal comment with an unoriginal reply only doubles the unoriginality? Answer the question!
lilhellian 27
I.. I.. Admit nothing! I plead the 5th. You'll never get it out of me!
Sinamoi 18
I rest my case your Honor.
lilhellian 27
There is a key part of your testimony that is false as of this minute. Check the thumbs. *Walks out door escorted by police.*
buck33 14
You can't handle the truth!! Relevant? No? Alright seeya. *leaves courtroom.
Trai 6
Only because your picture, for some reason, fits this scenario perfectly.-48.. You may have me.
lilhellian 27
132 It's not like he planned it or anything. Naw it's to complex for us, let us scurry back to our caves.
manaallovesfmls 19
Explain to her what you were reading.
majorjeneral 0
Or, explain that slapping a stranger, is like handing a can opener to someone holding a can of whoop ass!
winnerme123 8
73- Your comment made me laugh at my phone. I'm now getting some strange looks.
micheledella 1
She has too much self confidence
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Or possibly the opposite....
sens3sfailing 25
yes, we must put her in her place...the kitchen...
lovertolover 4
I totally agree. I get so annoyed when girls come up to me an are like "ugh that perv was sooooo staring at my ****/ass" I just smile politely at them but in my head I'm like "Honey, maybe you should stop wearing yoga pant that give you an eternal wedgie and shirts with necklines that plunge to your waist." Honestly, there two extremes in the world, girls who don't realize how beautiful they are and the girls who think everyone wants them in bed-.-
ewmoldycheese 14
I smiled while reading this FML
Soloman212 28
I got slapped in the waiting room of a dentists office while reading this FML.
newbiehere99 6
I was checking out breast when I was reading this FML, then I stopped
KY_Jelly 10
Smiling at inanimate objects in public is usually taken the wrong way.
Stalkerloo 11
At least he wasn't adjusting his music volume that was conveniently located in his short pocket, right?
chubchube 7
Show her what you were doing an make her feel bad for hitting you because thats really not right.
BlowinChronic 18
Does anybody else see this as a double post O_o
lilhellian 27
It is double posted, but no matter Mods will probably take care of it in a few.