karmamaybe
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Vermillion, United States
We're sorry
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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XPetrova 10
People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...
MsSoulReaper 27
But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.
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toalysium 15
FYL. Should've called the cops.
CrazyManNo9 29
FML recursion! Hilarious! ... FML recursion! Hilarious! ... FML recursion! Hilarious! ... FML recursion! Hilarious! ... FML recursion! Hilarious! ... FML recursion! Hilarious! ... FML recursion! Hilarious! ... FML recursion! Hilarious! ... FML recursion! Hilarious! ...
linnie_wesker 20
FYL. She's probably one of those girls that dresses like a ***** and then gets offended when people stare at her. I don't understand why girls think they can have their ****/ass hanging out and expect that no one will look.
UspeedySoB 3
Quick thinking on the cover story... how did the pic turn out?
killer6969 16
What FML were you reading OP
callixto_fml 3
I read fml while in line at the bank. I feel ur pain.
False_Stupidity 42
Get her details and report it to the police.
Szaszaspasz 26
You should have told her: "Ha! You wish; why would I take a picture of what looks like tennis balls inside a pair of nylons?"
jnazzty 4
You should have slapped her back
californianking1 8
You should've just said '...you wish i was looking there!'