karmamaybe
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Vermillion, United States
We're sorry
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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XPetrova 10
People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...
MsSoulReaper 27
But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.
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ICastillo 25
You should have showed her what you were looking at and explained FML. Then she'll be hooked like the rest of us.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Don't bother explaining FML to her. Let her write one like this "Today, I slapped a guy who I thought was taking pictures of my breasts. I'm now waiting for friends to pay my bail money, and I am barred from going to my dentist. FML."
Quest_ 13
She must be a bit obsessed with her breasts to immediately conclude that a phone in the general vicinity is being used to photograph them.
unknown_user5566 27
Oops, didn't read your comment before posting my own. Even used the word "vicinity" in mine. My apologies!
Quest_ 13
That's quite fine dear lady!
BubbleGrunge 18
Geez, whatever happened to telling someone to stop first before resorting to violence?
gracehi 33
Verbal communication? Psssssh! That's pussy shit!
simoncat 11
What IS IT these days with people just acting on (usually incorrect) instinct and lashing out at others? Have the accusatory bitch arrested for assault.
unknown_user5566 27
She sounds conceited. Just because a phone is in my vicinity doesn't mean I'd automatically assume someone was snapping a photo of them. Sheesh.
sugarshane007 20
Hey, who is to say that wasn't foreplay? Some people are into the kinky stuff.
maddygirl820 10
More awkward for her than you OP
PolecatTigz 5
Maybe she shouldn't think so highly of herself.
johnny_derp 3
or maybe men should stop doing things like that. and then less women would assume that men are doing it to them.
jdmur 6
Did she have nice ****?
kayaker83 4
Would have been better if it was after your apt so at least you would've been numb lol