Pregnancy and Health: We meet again

We meet again

By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - 25/02/2013 19:47 - France - Montpellier

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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By Lennyr - 28/08/2016 06:36 - United States - Union City

Today, I gave birth to my first born child. Somehow, my mom and mother in law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother in law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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My turn

By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers

Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML

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You deserved it 704

By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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You deserved it 2 143

Taxi Girl

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 13:30

Today, I became one of those women who gave birth in a taxi. I used to laugh at those stories, because I couldn’t believe they would be so unprepared that they couldn’t get to the hospital first. Oh and I had to get a taxi because my husband had been watching football and was too drunk to drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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You deserved it 148

By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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You deserved it 1 024

TehEpicBlack 20

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:28

Maybe you could continue the pattern and give birth to your next child in the cafeteria or somewhere.

HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:28

You've got your work cut out for you to top it next time.

Comments

Shadowlainx 11

Tuesday 26 February 2013 16:03

you're a celebrity in that hospital!

dlas 5

Tuesday 26 February 2013 16:20

Your ****** must be gigantic

JDW32 1

Tuesday 26 February 2013 17:38

at least you made it into the hospital this time

sduval33 5

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:40

I can't believe how luck you are! My first was 80 hours labour. This one will hopefully be a home birth and every one after will be unassisted.

wanted4myeyez 7

Tuesday 26 February 2013 22:17

Why the hell do u wait so long before going to the hospital??

theSPSstudios 7

Tuesday 26 February 2013 23:01

You must be terrible at planning.

sky_surfer79 6

Tuesday 26 February 2013 23:17

Closer and closer. Next time maybe the labor and delivery room. Lol

californianking1 8

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:18

FYL OP! I guess your children are impatient!

brokenboy124 4

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:17

Look at it like this: you are getting closer to the delivery room. Maybe the next one will make it in. Or you could look at it like this, at least you weren't in labor too long, unlike my friend's wife who was in the delivery room/birthing room for 36 hours. Keeping my fingers crossed for you and congratulations on your new baby!