Pregnancy and Health: We meet again

We meet again

By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - 25/02/2013 19:47 - France - Montpellier

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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You deserved it 3 525

By Lennyr - 28/08/2016 06:36 - United States - Union City

Today, I gave birth to my first born child. Somehow, my mom and mother in law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother in law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML

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You deserved it 1 094

By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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You deserved it 8 381

By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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My turn

By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers

Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML

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You deserved it 704

By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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You deserved it 2 143

Taxi Girl

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 13:30

Today, I became one of those women who gave birth in a taxi. I used to laugh at those stories, because I couldn’t believe they would be so unprepared that they couldn’t get to the hospital first. Oh and I had to get a taxi because my husband had been watching football and was too drunk to drive. FML

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You deserved it 340

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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You deserved it 8 344

It's all too much

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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You deserved it 148

By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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You deserved it 1 024

TehEpicBlack 20

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:28

Maybe you could continue the pattern and give birth to your next child in the cafeteria or somewhere.

HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:28

You've got your work cut out for you to top it next time.

Comments

Inciter 33

Wednesday 27 February 2013 7:57

Congratulations on your new baby! It doesn't matter that you didn't make it to the delivery room. What matters is that your child came into the world safely.

caplox 6

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:19

At least you didnt have to do it in a jail cell with zombies surrounding you! (TWD)

iB_fml 8

Wednesday 27 February 2013 20:17

OMG!! Your babies sure seem to be in a rush! Apparently rushing more than the hospital staff :-s Anyhow, I hope you all are happy and healthy. And of course, congrats!! :)

jewelz1012 11

Wednesday 27 February 2013 22:46

I'd slap her for saying that and then say you only did it because of your hormones!

WardenWolf 26

Thursday 28 February 2013 3:54

YDI for not learning your lesson and getting to the hospital earlier this time.

jasminejzhu 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 7:27

HellOnWheels357 11

Thursday 28 February 2013 6:15

You need to stop procrasti-birthing

p36288 17

Saturday 2 March 2013 7:43

Recent years in CHINA each mom has only one chance to have baby and give birth according the national law. You should feel grateful and happy while you have at least 2 healthy babies now, no matter where were they born.

Milliemoo5 6

Wednesday 13 March 2013 20:23

#146 China! Where vaginas meet cardboard boxes. Filled with sperm.

LittleMsAwesome 6

Monday 4 March 2013 1:51

wow, well just think, stories to tell the grand kids .....

musiciangirl591 16

Sunday 17 March 2013 2:28

some women have fast labors, my mother, 20 years ago, went into labor around 10 AM, around 11 AM i was born, she didn't even have time for an epidural!

Mandie56 4

Thursday 4 April 2013 21:18

Hey, no worries....my friend and I used to pretend to give birth in burning building, elevators, airplanes, and roller coasters!! Maybe your kids are going to become some sort of supernatural creature or somethiing.