Love, Drunk and Miscellaneous: Wait for the hangover

Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 669

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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You deserved it 166

By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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You deserved it 1 552

By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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You deserved it 4 004

What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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You deserved it 151

Giving

By nt121511 - 03/08/2016 22:40

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

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You deserved it 1 146

Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 009

Great seeing you again

By Kristin - 03/01/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom, where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML

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You deserved it 3 905

By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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You deserved it 5 362

By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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You deserved it 6 061

By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 735

You deserved it 5 399

kiran_fml 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 8:25

You must've been pissed.

bettyc4 26

Tuesday 21 February 2012 8:25

For better or worse

Comments

5HT2A 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:25

Always good to keep the extra puppy pads just incase. Ah yes, drunk husbands can't hold in their piss either

simplyunique907 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 10:40

lmao some of them can..

MandyMeow_fml 18

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:27

I take it he's not broken yet?

MandyMeow_fml 18

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:31

House broken*

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:28

Did you rub his nose in it?

senor_awesome 14

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:32

at least he had the sense to not piss in the bed. reminds me of the time we had a party, this guy passed out on the couch, then pissed on himself and the couch. guess who was the only one still sober enough to stand, and was voluteered to clean.

yahoowizard 16

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:33

For a few minutes, really?

Bryceps 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:34

You'll look back at it and laugh, don't worry. Hey, see? *I'm* already laughing!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:36

Hell no! Rule #1 : Never get in a fight with a drunk Rule #2 : Never hit a drunk

corysquibb 11

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:44

and your first thought was to run to the computer and make an fml status about it...

5HT2A 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:48

I think that's one thing all OP's have in common.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:55

You do realize that ALL FML's have to start with "Today". So really, there is no indication how long ago the actual FML moment happened. It's all in the wording of the FML that makes you think that.

julian_brunt 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:47

nothing wrong with that i do it every time i go out

MetalxSoldier 26

Tuesday 21 February 2012 10:04

I guess someone can't handle their liquor. Maybe I should show him how a REAL man drinks. You know or he could piss in an empty bottle like a NORMAL person!