Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up denial and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
Today, a girl I’ve been fucking told me she’s pregnant after she told me she took the pill. What she really meant was, “Oh, that pill? That was Advil ‘cause I get headaches.” The bitch knows I have a wife and kids. She callously said, “Should've been more specific.” She can’t understand why I’m freaking out. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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metalguy95 11
you both deserve it
marylovesyou8D 7
don't lie.
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Comments (143)
dvlhntr 1
great job DAD.. have fun payin child support
sandiiiiiii 0
haha goood one!
Nastysack69 0
Oh well shit happens
LilaBear 2
Wait... sorry, but this doesn't entirely make sense. Did you, or did you not, lie? I don't think you need a pregnancy test to tell you that. And how do you know your girlfriend lied? Neither the pill nor condoms are fool-proof. I have a friend who got pregnant while on the pill and her husband used a condom. So, the pregnancy test isn't telling you that you both lied. Your conscience is telling you that you lied, and you are presuming your girlfriend did too. How about you ask her? Because it's possible she was on the pill.
Mikki4321 0
Or you were the only one that lied, or neither one of you lied, because neither the pill nor the condom are 100% safe, and even if you use both there is still a teenytiny chance that she might get pregnant. I actually know a girl this happened to, she was on the pill, used it properly, but also used a condom, because she didn't know if the guy had an STD and she got pregnant. But still, FYL.
usmcsupporter 0
and thats where babies come from
athena3100 9
The pill doesnt always work smart one!! Its like a condom, u get a good one, or you get one that doesnt work!!
ACraftyTiger 5
ABORTION FTW!
captaincutie 1
I think plan B is get an abortion .. duhhhhh
ThisRandomChild 0
Even if both were true, she could stil be pregnant, moron.