Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML
Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML
Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML
Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML
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Top comments
Coland 19
Your aunt seems like a real night owl.
idk_rose 25
This is awkward...
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Comments (56)
cutiepop8456 8
im so sorry OP! i have awful miganes too! your aunt is being a disturbance and must be annoying! i hope it dosent happen again!
91hayek 31
When you see her next time, ask for your letter from Hogwarts.
vikky538 29
Aunt owl!!!
khorstmye 15
Your aunt seems like a real hoot!!!
pete9913 23
You'll never be able to un-hear that now. Every time you see her...
rainbowsRlove 15
umm invest in some headphones and prepare for an awkward conversation.
orsombre_fml 11
"It is am amazing how sounds can port at night. Yesterday night I opened my window and guess what, Auntie? Some of our neighbors were having fun!"
Calingaladha 21
Ah yes, the majestic call of the great horny owl.
shmoooopie 29
Hoot!
americanafrican 32
this pic makes everything better
daddysgirl243 21
good luck looking her in the eye from now on
ChaiseT 16
If you have a migraine, doesn't sound make it more sensitive?
leogachi 15
@23 Yes it does. I believe Op had an awful headache, but no way in hell do I believe she had a migraine.
smokecloud_ 37
I was kinda wondering the same thing. There's a difference between a bad headache and a debilitating migraine. I get both. With a headache I can function. With a migraine, I'm bed ridden and can't deal with light or sounds and I definately would not be able to get up to investigate an owl.