Sex, Sexting, Wanker and Intimacy: Turn me on - FML

Turn me on

By wot02 - 27/07/2015 02:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 06:53 - United States - Prairie City

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Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

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Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Spicy

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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By Queenbee26 - 23/11/2017 21:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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Top comments

Calingaladha 21

Monday 27 July 2015 14:56

Yeah, I'm sure his hands stay glued to that phone, too.

cksmith51 14

Monday 27 July 2015 14:56

I honestly don't see why he'd have a problem with it. Does he not realize he's the one causing it?

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Selene1090 26

Monday 27 July 2015 16:57

Uh, mine actually encourages it. I can't imagine him NOT wanting me to do that. Maybe you should Skype? You can see and hear each other and you are paying attention to each other.

Aquila_Umbrae 26

Monday 27 July 2015 19:19

I second the Skype idea. It's fun.

fashionbug9880 22

Tuesday 28 July 2015 13:20

Skype isn't the most practical, though. You can sext practically anywhere (excluding the touching yourself part, but you could save that for when you're alone), while you wouldn't be able to sex-Skype around people. Sexting is more discreet.

butterfingers583 21

Monday 27 July 2015 17:15

I hope he realizes thats supposed to happen and you could be doing something other than touching yourself like watching tv or something.

BexxyBb 12

Monday 27 July 2015 17:18

I think that would be the idea. Being able to turn whoever you're with on. Distance sucks most days so having them touch themselves would be so sexy.. Then when reunited again, it would be all this heat between them. Sorry OP..

randomcritic 14

Monday 27 July 2015 17:44

I usually strum a harp while sexting--am I doing it wrong?!

worldclassrager 39

Monday 27 July 2015 17:59

What's wrong with that...who doesn't pleasure themselves with their hand with sexting?

writerchic85 25

Monday 27 July 2015 18:54

What's the point of sexting then

hoosiergirl94 31

Monday 27 July 2015 19:24

Isn't that the point of sexting?

Aquila_Umbrae 26

Monday 27 July 2015 19:25

I encourage my partner to pleasure herself on her own if she wants to and I'm not around. Healthy sex is about being comfortable with your body as well as your partner's. It is all about pleasure you share not pleasure you dictate.

itzjstnx 18

Monday 27 July 2015 20:26

he obvs has daddy issues :×

Tannasgh 22

Monday 27 July 2015 20:53

If that distracts him...he must be a mess during the real deal...

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