Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
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Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML
Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied for at my local hospital. Being just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks for the confidence. FML
Today, after arriving, I was told that there will be mandatory drug tests for everybody at my work. Yesterday, I did joints at a friend's party, as it was her birthday. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
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This warrants a call to the school district... your privacy seems to have been compromised.
jensen21 19
I know quite a few kids that do drugs that don't look sketchy at all. How would they be able to tell for sure if someone did drugs without testing them first?
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OnyxChronic 9
I don't look sketchy and I smoke treefers... But I agree with #1. That shouldn't be allowed in schools. Maybe at alternative schools that are for the bad kids.. But not general public schools. Private schools probably have some rights to though.. Just an assumption. What kind of school do you go to???
pastispast 7
you should call your school district "anonymous" and ask them a survey about prostitutes and send them a few that way. then call the cops "anonymous" and get your school busted for prostitution. that will be even.
KingCeltic77 18
Did you pass?
SinfulEnd 20
Did you pass it?
kwyk 23
Drugs are the worst thing ever. I'll happily piss in a cup if it means that others don't lose their kids to drugs. You wouldn't be complaining if they were taking measures to prevent murder, yet when someone becomes a junky you lose them as surely as if they were dead.
nightbirdblue 27
People became junkies to things besides drugs. Look up addiction. It does includes things that are not drugs. There are physical addictions and psychological addictions. Some big drugs are actually more psychological in the way a person is a addict. My friend was addicted to self injury. She would go into a state akin to physical withdrawal. If the mind thinks you need something to survive, then you will have a hard time quitting and will be being doing something harmful to your body and mind. Anything in excess is bad for you, not just drugs.
Sydney_rain 5
it's not really an Fml unless you had drugs in your system..
j_cat187 19
Random drug tests at schools? What's next? Mandatory probation for all students? Our rights are being infringed; we can not allow this to proceed any further.
otecasacid 22
Maybe you look sketchy because you try too hard to be cool. In my High School, 70% of the students smoked pot, and alot of them were the kids on the high honor roll, the football team, in general the people who had the good social lives and that had the respect of the community. Pot wasn't ruining their lives, infact the guy who graduated 4th in the class was a daily smoker. Stay the **** out of everyone else's business, and don't try and be a goody two shoes to your school because it never works. I got interrogated by my deans because the secretary put the wrong parking sticker on file for me, even though I never had to visit the deans before all the way up to my senior year. tl;dr; the kids who don't look sketchy often smoke pot, and actually have social acceptance. GTFO.
BradTheBrony 19
Okay, mister overly defensive. When was this a personal attack on you? He's not getting in anyone's business, he filled out a goddamn survey. tl;dr, calm your ******* **** bro.
dilley86 4
That's still an example of profiling. There are plenty of professional looking people who dope up.
BradTheBrony 19
Question: When in the **** did OP say "sketchy looking?" NEVER. If you guys actually ******* READ the FML, then you know that the OP just said "sketchy." Stop assuming things.