Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
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Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML
Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied for at my local hospital. Being just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks for the confidence. FML
Today, after arriving, I was told that there will be mandatory drug tests for everybody at my work. Yesterday, I did joints at a friend's party, as it was her birthday. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
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This warrants a call to the school district... your privacy seems to have been compromised.
jensen21 19
I know quite a few kids that do drugs that don't look sketchy at all. How would they be able to tell for sure if someone did drugs without testing them first?
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annalily5 28
By only drug testing the sketchy looking kids, drug free me would have to do tons of drug tests, while the proper looking but often high kids would not.
Licherstein 6
this is known as profiling my dear friend. very big no no lol.
SynysterNero 20
It sounds like your privacy was compromised you can get them in a lot of trouble
worldclassrager 39
Warrant needed...and on the point of that you're clean anyway...
xgetxbentx 13
Is it even legal for them to drug test students? Plus, only testing the "sketchy" kids wouldn't hold up, it'd be like if two guys, one in a suit and the other looking like a gangster, both committed the same crime but only the gangster was accused. It's not legal.
mndlz 6
From what I recall from High school, the kids that spoke the most about being high all weekend were the "clean cut" jock ones. The "skecthy" ones more often than not didn't do drugs. :/ lose the assumptions !
katt_is_here 24
You sound like a shallow person. Who are you to decide who is sketchy or not?
Ypetrol 11
Hope you pass
Ciraxas 7
In the US you can refuse a drug test from a school an they can't do anything about it.
rene22 18
First: drug-testing in schools? I've never heard of that being don to the whole school. Second: You can never know who does or does not do drugs (unless they're doing hardcore drugs) Third: What happens during a drug test? you pee in a cup? (if so that doesn't sound bad at all. 1/10 on the awful scale)
Zebediabolical 43
What happens during a drug test? You have to pee in a cup with a dude looking at your junk. Invasive and embarrassing. I would have told them to go **** themselves if I hadn't been having so much fun popping off rounds from an M16 every day. As it was my shy bladder won me half a day off.