Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Accra, Ghana
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Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the local prostitutes to advertise their trade. FML
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MeowZebraMeow 7
And in two weeks you haven't had any offers? Don't change your occupation just yet.
kelseythompson 27
Just imagine how hard the seller laughed at you.. he/she was probably thinking you were an idiot tourist lol
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whatthefreshhell 15
People go on holiday for new experiences, and you could've probably had some new ones that way.
Zen_Mei 17
And you actually believed that? I'm Ghanaian and whoever told you that is a fool
loserman67 36
Which ankle did you wear it on? Right ankle is vaginal and oral only, left ankle is anything goes. Get shots before you go home - and not "money shots"
perdix 31
You ought to go to the National Zoo and see if you can catch the exhibit of the native flightless bird: the Ghana Rhea. After you see it, you'll have an uncontollable urge to clap.
Enslaved 38
Well, long ago, wearing red lipstick used to mean the same thing. Now it's just a fashion statement. :P
perdix 31
#32, depending on which lips you're talking about ;)
Enslaved 38
That's exactly why they did it. For some, red lips make you think about other red lips. Seems to have worked on you. I guess I'll just start wearing clear lip balm from now on. But it's still cherry! :P
vladimirnabokov 15
Ghana is a beautiful country, must be awesome to vacation there. And I wear an anklet on my left ankle...
perdix 31
#35, so, what can I get for $12.82? What about $12.82 and a Walkman with an 80's mix tape featuring Wham! and Kajagoogoo?
Enslaved 38
#35 Don't answer that if you're "Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye"
perdix 31
#39, are you kidding me? It's "eye to eye?" For 30 years, I've been singing "I. D. Y." I didn't know what I. D. Y. meant, but "eye to eye" makes more sense.
vladimirnabokov 15
That sounds tempting. Of course, of course. Anything goes. B)
perdix 31
#45, you drive a hard bargain, Lolita.
vladimirnabokov 15
Think of it as a special. For you, Humbert.
perdix 31
#67, thank you. It's funny that The Police got me to read that book, but the police will take me away if I act it out. (I'm not really into nymphets.)
Futacy 30
I guess that makes you a Hohoe (really crappy Ghanaian joke).
peacheso 31
Haha! I get it. Hohoe is a town. Good one
mccutie936 6
You were a high standards hooker.
01Ben21 10
The locals probably knew you had no clue and just laughed it off.
zen1979 16
And you didn't get any offers? Burn.....
thewife5 19
Did you just say burn? Awesome!