Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Accra, Ghana
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Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the local prostitutes to advertise their trade. FML
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MeowZebraMeow 7
And in two weeks you haven't had any offers? Don't change your occupation just yet.
kelseythompson 27
Just imagine how hard the seller laughed at you.. he/she was probably thinking you were an idiot tourist lol
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droidlover 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm from Ghana
MGITSWFTC 17
Have you seen any prostitutes lately who act like tourists?
teareb 9
1-No you are from not specified.
rg350dx 29
I'm Ghana go out on a limb and say no one cares, #1.
MGITSWFTC 17
21- Now their profile says they're from the US... But their photo has signs with €s on them, and Ghana's currency is the cedi. I smell a smelly smell... That smells... Smelly...
PoopNuggetLeader 4
Lol 27, I love your comment. And yeah, 1 is lying, I can taste it. And when I taste things I'm right 60% of the time every time.
Wimoweh 10
I'm indifferent here, but just pointing out, there's a concept called moving. One can be from Ghana, maybe have lived in or visited Europe, hence the euros in picture, and currently lives in the US. People can move a lot, it's not that uncommon. But you guys could be right. Carry on.
PenguinBitch 44
That smelly smell that smells smelly is probably a prostitute. In other words, #1.
kaitlynjane 28
Omg i say that all the time, never seen anyone else use it though! It's from an old Spongebob episode if I remember correctly XD
kaitlynjane 28
Im referring to #27's comment :P
MGITSWFTC 17
80- It's from Episode one of Spongebob, where he gets a job as a fry cook after feeding a bunch of anchovies. the smelly smell that smelled smelly that Mr. Krabbs smelled was a bus full of anchovies that was about to flood the Krusty Krab. Yup, I've spent way too much time watching Spongebob.
MeowZebraMeow 7
And in two weeks you haven't had any offers? Don't change your occupation just yet.
sux4u121 10
Maybe she hasn't hit it big yet, whatchya Ghana do.
Mauskau 36
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And catch HIV? Good plan. Because what we need is to promote the spreading of HIV.
TrueStoryFolks 17
How much for an hour? ;)
wessly13 10
Lol
kelseythompson 27
Just imagine how hard the seller laughed at you.. he/she was probably thinking you were an idiot tourist lol
kianaaa32 17
Clearly they are an idiot tourist.
Marmarfarfar 25
Did you get any clients?
zandalee 20
I guess that is one pay to get your drinks bought for you...;)
Wimoweh 10
zandalee, I find your profile pic...distracting...
zandalee 20
It's good for you to be distracted! ;)
Pstraka6 20
Talk about bad luck, but just be glad someone mentioned it you instead of asking how much!
MeloTooNice7 7
Welcome to the business. I hope you enjoy.
thandidavis 17
How'd you find out???
GoldenTaco 3
Does that mean you're... foreign...? O.o
NoDontKillMe 19
No, obviously OP is a coconut.
NeinKittenz 20
No, it means OP was a prostitute for two weeks.
grumpybr 13
At least nobody tried to use your services.
shaww 28
Did anyone think you were a prostitute?