Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
faitoh tells us more.
faitoh 10
Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
flockz 20
**** my life i'm a colossal douche.
dancinwookie 21
He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (151)
Wealthyparrot 9
Too bad he didn't throw something deadly.
PureEvil666 3
So you'd wish for OP to die? Live in Europe for a while, in Holland or Belgium. With your philosophy, you'd probably go around tossing deadly objects at cyclists.
tabbydionysis 18
You are an epic fail. FYL
sarahadlina 14
Payback's a bitch! But u sure deserve it!
needsagf14 12
As much as I can't stand bikers on the road, that's not smart. He could've fallen into the street
alluringtatas 7
So he's getting great exercise and helping the environment and you're on your lazy @$$ in your car and decide you have the right to scare him? I mean wow. You're lucky that's all you got. You realize you could have caused an accident? He could have swerved and hit another car? Died? That's worth your juvenile idea of entertainment? If that was me I would have dragged you out of your car and punched your throat through the back of your neck.
hurley12 30
Karma came back to you quick. YDI, asshole.
SynysterNero 20
You deserved it for being such a douche. I hope that mirror is expensive.
ryan12088 5
super a-hole. why would you even think that would be funny. totally deserved it.
twister8008 2
Idiot...
athos1237 4
Douche!