Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
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faitoh 10
Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.
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flockz 20
**** my life i'm a colossal douche.
dancinwookie 21
He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.
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Comments (151)
sietseld 13
Uh wow that is really ****** up what you did. You could have startled the person badly, and they could have lost their balance or swerved into traffic and been seriously injured or killed. I have several friends and family members who bike and I can't even imagine if that happened to them...
hollywoodt1ts 15
What a ******* idiot. YDI, OP. I hope someone runs you over with their car the next time you get on a bicycle.
rockydify 22
You're actually quite lucky he didn't get startled and lose control of his bike and end up UNDER YOUR CAR. It would be a murder charge then.
mbfrondorf 4
Glad that happened to you. Douchebag
chuckcloninger 12
Apparently we ALL think it was pretty ******* funny on top of being well deserved.
sarahlowry 2
You are such a ******* moron. What if he got scared and fell off then got hit? Wouldn't have been so funny then, huh? I hope the mirror left a bruise so when people ask what happened you have to explain what complete douchebag you are. YDI
PrayforMojo911 2
Why would you think it would be ok to do this. You could have made him swerve into traffic and die. There are numerous bad things that could have happened. I actually hope you die.
onorexveritas 24
you're an ass, I hope he hit you in the face with it
paigexox0 37
Saying that makes you one too aha..
onorexveritas 24
I favorite this fml because the cyclist is a badass
Ray_of_midnight 23
As someone who bicycle commutes, YDI. Douchebag.