Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
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faitoh 10
Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.
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flockz 20
**** my life i'm a colossal douche.
dancinwookie 21
He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.
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Comments (151)
Kenpokid4 2
So you surprised him, and he vandalized your vehicle and assaulted you?
greggly123 6
What the **** is a wing mirror?!?!
laaryssa 21
He should know better when I bike i do it in the appropriate lane
jassy_thoxx 10
u kind of deserved that ......
threer 30
FYL; he tore up your ******* car because of a prank. I'm telling John! >::::(
misswallflower 8
As everyone else has said, YDI.
tukies 28
This is exactly why I hate road rage.
jackspezzle 7
You are such an ass hole
Jebitesevsi 11
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in a dictionary, between shit and syphilis. You deserved it, douchewaffle.
vinylscratchp0n3 23
As a cyclist, **** you, you blithering idiot.