Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
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faitoh 10
Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.
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flockz 20
**** my life i'm a colossal douche.
dancinwookie 21
He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.
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Comments (151)
buddy51 23
Truly OP YDI and much much more. You have won the honor of setting the standard for idiotic asshat of the century. I can only hope that much much worse happens to you if you ever indulge your demented sense of "humor" on someone else!!!!! May you spend eternity with air horns blasting 2" from your ears while you're dog paddling in a giant bowl of tepid spit and monkey diarrhea!!!! Have a nice day!!!
Jharrist89 12
Hell yea **** Your Life! You're lucky he didn't fall and injure himself. Your ass would be in some trouble. Try to stay away of stupidity.
Enslaved 38
Should have farted on the cyclist for getting too close. Btw you're a prick!
robotiick7 23
You got what you deserve op YDI
hordriss 14
You do realise that your mindless prank could have resulted in the cyclists death had you scared him into crashing? You ******* deserve it. I hope being hit by the mirror was painful.
tvsrockson 6
Wow it sure is funny to be a complete douchebag!
simsgirlgem 25
Being a cyclist myself and having a phobia of loud noises I if I had the strength to destroy a mirror would do the same thing that's not funny man
DaLiquer 20
You definitely deserved it you douche bag! What if got startled and wiped out? He could've gotten hurt pretty badly you idiot!
thejimler 9
Excuse me sir, at what part of your story were we meant to feel sorry for you? You do understand the FML is about sharing stories about how we get screwed over through no fault of our own, so that we can elicit sympathy from complete strangers, and not about how you being a ******* obnoxious dick backfired on you, right? Like many people here I can honestly say that I would not be capable of holding back, if someone did something deliberately stupid to me that could have threatened my life like that, I would throw them to the ground and kick their teeth in, and wouldn't stop even when the lower jaw broke off.
liltwistism 12
Was OP expecting pity when he posted this FML? Because he's not going to get any. **** you OP. You suck.